The asshole game

I'm eagerly anticipating the arrival of oblivion for my 360 and i started a thread on gaf asking what exactly could I do in the game. I asked mostly questions about being a dickhead and I realized this would make a hilariously fun game.

Objective: Be the most hated person on the planet
Gameplay mechanics: The first part of becoming the biggest asshole on the planet is to have an idea. "How can i ruin everyones good time" To accomplish this the game will have to be made so the user can grab anything at any angle (thats humanly possible) be able to throw things, hit things with other things and when you step on something it has to react as if you were stepping on it in real life. In essence this would be a real good game for the havok engine.

The level progression would work on the scale of fun ruining. You start out with little things like running over someones picnic, waking random people up in the middle of the night by jumping on their bed and so on, really the world will be built huge and as designer ill give you access to every and any place you see. Think of yourself as a ghost in the world. Like in morrowind and other games people will follow normal routines and all that jazz and its your job to just completely piss off people. You gain rank by pissing off a high number of people in creative ways.

Think tony hawks combo system combined with things like "tresspassing, property damage" and a multiplyer tied to the sheer audacity.

Moving around in the game will be in the form of walking and vehicle driving. Vehicles including really loud cars, monster trucks air planes and so on.

This game doesnt really need a story, actually here ill give it one.

Story: Youre girlfriend cheated on you and you just feel so pissed off that you turn into this mega asshole. The bigger the asshole you are the sooner you forget about that bitch!

The pay off: everyone on the internet can be an asshole cause no ones going to do anything about it. So in this game i give the player an outlet to do it in a pseudo real life world. The pay off is just knowing that youre the only person having a good time (hopefully)